Carmen, one of Spain’s most prestigious opera singers, having won 16 international awards and with eight quadruple platinum albums to her name, is staying with Jez after developing a small drink problem.  If the truth be told, Jez was actually booked as Carmen’s supporting act for her UK tour, however, things took a slightly stumbly change in direction when she discovered her now beloved 'Jack Daniels'.
 
Apparently she's a gentle and kind woman at heart, however, when the lurid spirit of Tennessee grips her, as it so often does, she doesn’t hold back.  Happily offering frank and piercingly honest opinions about her 'fans' (the name she gives to members of the audience), how much she loathes having to share a dressing room and tour with a dragon and even her fellow celebrity acquaintances.  Although little known in the UK, despite her latest album entitled 'I No Love You When I See Your Brother' shooting to number 510 in the opera chart, friends and admirers include Her Majesty the Queen of England, Twiggy and George Bush. 

Depending on how much she’s had to drink, she does sometimes pick on Boo… and occasionally she’s sick on him, too.  Can Jez can keep her sober enough for her spectacular show-closing finale?…